i didn’t want the usuk life the usuk life wanted me
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
Don’t let that image fool you. Click on the video; you won’t regret it.
(You’ll probably also shed a few tears at the end.)
AHHHHHHHHH. So good!
See this, THIS is how adult education and illiteracy should be in real life.
People being kind, supportive, encouraging, not mocking because you took a little longer to learn something.
I’m sorry I get really emotional about people learning and education and I’m crying really hard right now because I really wish this was a commercial for a adult education network/organization that was becoming mainstream and commonplace and celebrated and not about alcohol
This is a beautiful commercial. Even though it is a commercial for alcohol, it hands down beats the usual marketing devices for such products.
this is fucking fantastic
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
YES I AM CRYING AND I REGRET NOTHING.
Not gonna cry nope
if severus snape really loved lily in a healthy way, he would have treated harry like a son. he would not have let his hatred for james get in the way. he would have known how the dursleys treated harry, and he would have tried to make up for it. but i guess it’s easier to carry around a victim complex than to get over your stupid rivalry that happened almost 15 years before.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
Toilet humor was the thing in Middle Ages. If your joke didn’t contain any body parts or bodily fluids it had to be really harsh on a public figure or even the royalty, to get a good laugh.
One of the most famous collections of medieval jokes is Facetiae by Poggio Bracciolini (1380-1459). For example:
In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.”
You can read more jokes from the book here.
NO POGGIO BRACCIOLINI NO
è sempre lui